A new Project Manager was assigned to a new power build in a remote post in the desert.

During his first inspection, he noticed a camel standing up behind the mess tent.

He asked the Construction Manager why the camel is kept there.

"Well sir," was the nervous reply,

"as you know, there are 950 men here and no women.

And sir, sometimes the men have .m-m-m....urges.

That's why we have the camel, sir."

The new Project Manager said, "I can't say that I condone this,

but I understand about urges,

so the camel can stay."

About a month later,

the new Project Manager started having a real problem with his own urges.

Crazy with passion,

he asked the Construction Manager to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a stool behind the camel,

the new Project Manager stood on it,

and had wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he was done, he asked the Construction Manager,

"Is that how the men do it?"

"Uh, no sir," the Construction Manager replied.

"They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."